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memewhore:

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utschenik replied to your post: For the fucking morons all over this w…

Sadly you don’t even have half the wit of Jon Stewart so I suggest you start showing off your own opinion, opportunist.

I suggest you stop reblogging your entire blog from mine, then. =)

They’re going to need some ointment for that burn.

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

memewhore:

For the fucking morons all over this website ;)

pokemon-global-academy:

These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old

Ok, it’s sad but can we talk about Pikachu’s method here?

"My human appears disabled. I know what will revive him—electrocution!" *zap zap*

True enough, humans in the pokemon world seem to be more resistant to high voltages than the humans of our world (see Team Rocket), but I imagine it is still painful and not a happy experience that would eventually cause death.

So the lesson to be learned here is that Pokemons need to be educated in CPR techniques. Take your pokemon to the local clinic and sign up for classes. Don’t be zapped into a coma, help your pokemon’s help you! #PokemonCPR

(Warning: CPR does not work with statues. They do not breathe…)

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

papa-erwin:

excuse me sir but——

Now that I’ve seen them side by side…they’re not as similar as I was led to believe and at any rate I don’t really care…

not-so-secret-nerd:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

it got better

lucyrue:

phantomfate:

Is no one going to mention the fact that one is completely made of dildos

i really tried not to reblog this

woozypuppies:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

Everything changed when the United Fire-States of America attacked…

woozypuppies:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

Everything changed when the United Fire-States of America attacked…